*MeatBeat Questioned Following More Violence*
Three BN members were today being questioned in relation to the recent spate of bus stop vandalism that has plagued north inner city Dublin.

It is thought that the vandalism has grown so much in the past month that the cost of repair could run into the tens of thousands. The three BN MeatBeat members, The Meanologue, Ceb & Sprats deny all charges and say its simply a misunderstanding.
As yet only 5 charges have been brought against the three including one of toppling a car and four of crimes against bus stops. BN's lawyer Mr.Tank has stated to reporters that all three of his clients are innocent of all charges and that he is confident that all charges against them will be dropped as soon as he bribes senior Garda officials. It is thought that the three BN members will be home in time for tea.