*MeatBeat Reach Boiling Point*
     It has been reported today that a brawl broke out at a MeatBeat social last night when The Meanologue lunged at the Cutter.

     Tension had been mounting between the two after the Meanologue was informed last week of Cutter's plan to rebrand the MeatBeat to 'CutterBeat'. When approached about these plans Cutter stated "MeatBeat Is Cutter!".

     It came to a head last night after Cutter had refused to allow The Meanologue to roll a joint saying "I'd Prefer To Be Able To Smoke It". An obvious reference to Meanologues tight rolling style. Then moments later the first blow came when Meanologue planted a solid right on the side of Cutter's noggin. The scuffle lasted for about 15 hours but was then broken up by fellow BN members with the threat of "chairshots all round".

     The two are reported to have put their differences aside now for the good of MeatBeat but reports say moods are still sizzling like a KVI beef burger on a disposable barbecue.