*Mould
Removed From Fridge*
The mould that had been plaguing the BNCrew for several years was this morning
finally removed from the official BN fridge in the CZW headquarters.
It
is believed the mould turned up there sometime in the mid nineties and
was spawned from some random piece of fruit Ceb had been saving for a
rainy day and had at this stage began to develop feelings.
Several
deaths in the locality had been linked to the BN mould, I wish I was dead.
In early April the BN HQ was shut down by the EPA as a result of severe
health and safety breaches also the fact that it was on fire at the time.
Since then BN have struggled to bring the place up to standards but have
had little success as to date this is all that has been accomplished.
The mould will be on public view outside the HQ from Monday 14th of April
until whenever it decomposes, Dead.
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