*Mr
Squarehead Dies*
The very first casualty of the BN Crew uncivil war has now been confirmed.
Mr. Square Head is dead.
Despite
communications being problematic, tributes have poured in to ButtNuggetCrew.com
from both sides of the divide. Here are just a few of them in tributes
to the great man.
"No
other BN Crew member has even come close to his contribution to BN life.
Member for an hour, legend for a lifetime." - Lord Mallets.
"I
formed the Doves of Peace on the strength of his character. If only his
body been as strong, he might have survived the services blast."
- G Man.
"When
I think BN Crew, I think Mr. Square Head." - Peter Mandleson.
"The
guy is a legend. It is the blackest day in the history of this crew. I
just don't know how we go on from here." - Disco Lights.
"It
was just so square." - Doctor EdgeWild.
"I
always cower in fear but since he's been gone, I've cowered fifteen per
cent harder."- Rodney.
"I'm
not sure if this war will eventually tear us apart but the soul of the
BN Crew has already died." - JackStack Whyte.
"It
could fit into a box like a dream. Zero packing foam, zero." - Derek
'Firestorm' Collins.
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