*Muinteoir
Fights Fire With More Fire*
BN Crew man of the century (1900 - 1999) has told his fellow BN Crew members
that their current fate has befallen them because of 'Ites'.
The legendary Mooney today spoke out about the current financial crisis
which threatens the BN Crew's very existence. "It's like this, they
spend money but they don't spend time. They part with their cash but they
don't part with the ghosts of their past. They see the world in relation
to numbers on a screen, whereas they should see the world in relation to
freebie and the Bean."
The
Bean himself went on record to say "I have no idea what the fuck
Mooney is talking about."
Since
BN Crew miserweight Gapford called time on his loans, Doctor EdgeWild
and 2 Sweet Lex Cruiser have been doing nothing. It is also believed a
number of other high profile members have been preparing to do similar.
"I
am preparing to do similar" Peter Sheridan told someone the other
day probably.
Among
the hardest hit has been close to the Muinteoir's black heart as Hamhead
cut funding to his charitable organisation 'Friends of the BMS'.
Toddler
Sheridan, chairman of the organisation, believes this may be the end for
them. "We just wanted a place where we could hang out and talk about
the good old days. Really pretend we were something, even though the BN
Crew will always be more rapid by a factor of between 6 and 8. It was
nice while it lasted but Mooney is right - It was the Ites all along.
Also, something to do with Babylon, Shaka Buku's new album and I and I."
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