*Muinteoir
Voted Man Of The Minute*
BN Mainstay The Muinteoir is today celebrating his remarkable success at
last nights glittering BN awards ceremony in Monaco.
The
Rasta man swept away all comers as he went home with a record haul of
7 awards from a possible 8 nominations. These included BN Man of the Year,
BN Woman of the year, Original Ites Mutual Windus Respect award, Free
your mind award, Free your child award, BN child of the year and the prestigious
James Gibbons memorial award awarded to the person who most personifies
the James Gibbons spirit.
Rankin
Rez, as he is also known, has been on the books of the BN since the very
beginning. In fact, his help in the early stages of the BN is recorded
in Ceb's autobiography 'Taking the easy way out - the life and times of
Ceb'. "The Muinteoir is another guy without whom I would probably
be a successful lawyer instead of the worthless drunk that I am. He was
instrumental in bringing the BN online, being the webmaster of the first
ButtNuggetCrew.com incarnation. Now, he supports the BN even though he
lost the use of his legs in a Raggae related incident and must degrade
himself every day by rolling through Dublin in a zipper 2 model wheelchair,
the best
Ites
model his meagre pittance of a wage can allow. He is just another reason
why I choose to drink my life away. Thanks Mooney. Thanks alot."
The
Rasta man was moved to tears as he picked up award after award, the entire
night a fitting tribute to almost a decade of hard work and dedication
to the BN way of life.
The
night wasn't all positive for BN however as the The Bean and long time
cohort Sheridan were notably booing the Muinteoir as he wheeled himself
to the stage to collect his awards. At one point, television cameras caught
Sheridan aiming a pistol in the direction of the Rastarizer as Double
B looked on smiling. Neither man has been available for comment as of
yet.
Mooney
however in true rankin positivity style refused to let the small minded
bigotry of the Bean get to him instead issuing the statement 'Irie Ites'
to the waiting paparazzi who had been waiting all night outside the grand
palace ballroom in Monaco for a glimpse of this reclusive yet ever popular
star.
Other
winners on the night included Senior in the 'Mindless destruction (MD)'
category, Beardo in the 'Convicted hairy apeist on the run' category and
DJackulate in the controversial 'Why is my life over' category.
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