The young boy who cant be named for legal reasons, Edmundo Hernandez initially claimed that Mutton Head had bought him from his economically deprived family as a gesture of goodwill and had promised to give him a solid future with a 'stiff income' but had then kept him locked in the basement of his North Dublin home taking him out only to practice powerbombs on him and burn him with cigarettes.

Mutton Head instantly dismissed the claim as being a ridiculous money making venture by the young boy, Mutton Head did however admit to purchasing the young boy while on a holiday in Thailand but
claimed it was only to practice powerbombs and stub out the occasional cigarette on him.

The boy dropped the charges on Tuesday morning after receiving an horrific beating at the hands of several BN members who can not be named for legal reasons, Ceb and Doctor Edgewild.

BN Spokes man Dr. Phil today gave the following statement to awaiting media, "Obviously Mutton Head is delighted at the outcome of these ridiculous charges and hopes to finally be able to get along with his life of child beating. As is known to members of the media and the public now the charges were formally dropped by the boy thus finally bringing an end to the nightmare that Mutton Head has been forced to suffer because of this little parasite. Mutton Head hopes that members of the media will respect the privacy of Him, his wife, his 16 adopted children and Gerald (5).