'It was almost as if he dug too far and got burned by the molten hot lava' commented Steety Woo. 'He just looked like he wanted to find somebody to love.'

BN megapower Muttonhead was in high spirits as he was taken to a local hospital, offering juice to all and sundry, even taking the time to ask Owen Wilson what the story is with his chicken whilst lying on his stretcher.

A statement posted on his official Bebo, Muttonhead told his fan 'I guess I should have warmed up but I realised we were playing prison rules too late. I forgive you Steven, I just hope my neurologist feels the same way.'

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