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*New
BN Faction Announced*
BN Crew social secretary Doctor EdgeWild today announced the formation of
a new faction within the BN - The Pastners.
This
faction will begin active duty on January 1st and will comprise of BN
Megaweights Ceb, Hamhead and Doctor EdgeWild himself.
When
asked about the need for another faction within an already fragmented
social circle that barely converse anymore, EdgeWild became violent and
sad. 'This isn't just another faction I created after a brief interaction
with Ceb. Although that IS exactly how it came about. This faction will
be for the people who are always looking back. Always fighting against
progress and barely surviving mentally. Hamhead, Ceb and myself are the
Pastners. We keep the BN spirit alive despite it wanting to die.'
Unsurprisingly, Gibbo was unavailable for comment although Disco Lights
is believed to be monitoring events closely somehow, despite having no
idea that any of this is even happening.
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