*New BN Faction Announced*
BN Crew social secretary Doctor EdgeWild today announced the formation of a new faction within the BN - The Pastners.

This faction will begin active duty on January 1st and will comprise of BN Megaweights Ceb, Hamhead and Doctor EdgeWild himself.

When asked about the need for another faction within an already fragmented social circle that barely converse anymore, EdgeWild became violent and sad. 'This isn't just another faction I created after a brief interaction with Ceb. Although that IS exactly how it came about. This faction will be for the people who are always looking back. Always fighting against progress and barely surviving mentally. Hamhead, Ceb and myself are the Pastners. We keep the BN spirit alive despite it wanting to die.'
Unsurprisingly, Gibbo was unavailable for comment although Disco Lights is believed to be monitoring events closely somehow, despite having no idea that any of this is even happening.