Choco Beak today returned to the BN Crew from his self imposed exile and sensationally claimed that flavours of the month Opti Beak and Blue Face would win the war for the resistance.
Choco, who prophetically hit the dusty trail just prior to the outbreak of war, told a single uninterested reporter that he believed the pair were the key to victory in the current Uncivil War (c) 2012.
Unsurprisingly he pledged allegiance to long time aquaintance Doctor EdgeWild and bizarrely wished a speedy recovery to all those who perished on the Costa Concordia.
I am absolutely nothing.
With the wafer like power of Gibbo behind them, the resistance will surely be at their strongest yet after today's news and a first strike in this already pointless war is sure to be imminent. Minty.
