Police do not suspect foul play and believe that somehow Fintron killed himself in The Mailer after being depressed by how pathetic it is and then somehow left the building, locked himself in the boot of
his car and drove himself to Tagoat where he remembered that he was dead. The state coroner said that she had never seen such a pathetic corpse but was amazed at how he managed to drive, not only while dead, but while locked in his own boot.

Witnesses say he had been alone in the licensed premises, drinking heavily and mumbling something about an electric window regulator for a Carina E.

Police believe this may have been some kind of cry for help and are asking locals to 'drive it on'.

It is believed Finestrone soup had been depressed for some time as he drove past a load of travelers and one of them actually looked at him.

BN Crew leader Ceb released a statement saying 'He's better off.'