*Fistinvarna
Plans Unveiled*
BN revealed plans today to hold its largest ever free concert, the event
will take place in Lisdunvarna on the 23/Sept. of this year.
The
title for this amazing music/porn festival is Fist-Dunvarna and the line
up includes; BN Crew, B-Nizzel, BN MeatBeat, Johnny Durex And The Condominium,
Gary Glitter and more acts are soon to be confirmed for the extravaganza.
This
will be the first time that all the original five members of the BNCrew
will appear on stage together since the dynamic 'The Toolbox' was fired
after he objected to BN's morals after the release of the highly controversial
'Rapists' EP. It will also feature the debut performance of BN's new single's,
'Electric Breakfast', 'Well' and The Beans electrifying 'Tell Me Bean
When Will You Blow'.
Disagreements
between the local population objecting to the festival were solved with
a string of assaults on locals handled entirely by the BN commissioner
of Necessary force, the Meanologue and his band of MeatBeat thugs.
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