*Fistinvarna Plans Unveiled*
BN revealed plans today to hold its largest ever free concert, the event will take place in Lisdunvarna on the 23/Sept. of this year.

The title for this amazing music/porn festival is Fist-Dunvarna and the line up includes; BN Crew, B-Nizzel, BN MeatBeat, Johnny Durex And The Condominium, Gary Glitter and more acts are soon to be confirmed for the extravaganza.

This will be the first time that all the original five members of the BNCrew will appear on stage together since the dynamic 'The Toolbox' was fired after he objected to BN's morals after the release of the highly controversial 'Rapists' EP. It will also feature the debut performance of BN's new single's, 'Electric Breakfast', 'Well' and The Beans electrifying 'Tell Me Bean When Will You Blow'.

Disagreements between the local population objecting to the festival were solved with a string of assaults on locals handled entirely by the BN commissioner of Necessary force, the Meanologue and his band of MeatBeat thugs.