*Positive News For Fans Of Ceb, Nobody*
Shamed former BN leader Ceb today showed signs of improvement for the first time since he slipped into a coma last weekend.
The BN founder had been unresponsive to stimulus until today when some kid was messing around in the abandoned hotel.

A hospital spokesman said 'We have been trying everything to provoke a reaction of any kind but this kid was messing around in some way and Ceb, still unconscious, picked up a nearby bottle and threw it at him, hitting him between the shoulder blades.'

When questioned as to why the window was open,

why there was a bottle lying around and how the hospital seems to occupy the same space as the CZW, the doctor replied 'yes'.

It was great news for newly formed group The Wild Geese, who had been holding an incredibly unsuccessful candlelit vigil outside the hospital.

BN leader Hamhead has yet to respond to this latest news but is aware of the situation and the potential for both ghost attacks and cartwheel attacks should Ceb fully recover.