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*Q-Ball
Silences Erwin*
The whole "Erwin Shite-Talk" Saga has been "dealt with"
by the BN's chief commissioner on "how it is", Q-Ball. After years
of intolerable verbal splutter Erwin was finally told to "shut up"
on the night of Tuesday 16/July/02.
Erwin
had been summoned to the offices of reality early that evening where delicate
negotiations had been taking place to silence Erwin's seemingly endless
flow of bull shit, the meeting finally came to a head when Erwin, a self
proclaimed Foreign God and teacher declared that "Ireland is a third
world country & 99% of you are HIV positive". Commissioner Q-Ball
at this point was forced to take disciplinary measures which resulted
in the Exclusion of Erwin from everything and a 1,000ft restraining order
on any BN or MeatBeat member.
At
the BN's weekly address to the nation Ceb stated "I, and the rest
of the BN affiliates completely support Q-Ball's actions on the night
in question, hopefully now Erwin will crawl back into whatever hole in
the ground he initially emerged from and we will all be able to get on
with our lives". In
conclusion there seems to be an all-round welcoming of the anti-shit talk
legislation brought in by Commissioner Q-Ball
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