*Q-Ball To Star As Bond*
T Paramount pictures last night announced that BN Commissioner on How It Is, Q-Ball would be starring alongside Halle Berry in the forthcoming Bond movie.

The unexpected change in cast came after Pierce Brosnan had an unfortunate BN style accident as he slept. Q-Ball is said to be delighted at the opportunity to revitalize his acting talents after his long absence from the big screen.

His last TV appearance were in Saved By The Bell when he replaced A.C. Slater who also suffered a BN style accident as he slept.

Spokeswoman for the BN crew Hambone gave this statement to waiting reporters outside BN offices in Miami, "BN Crew will stand by Q-Ball as he attempts to salvage his movie career and have given him 6 months paid leave in regard to Mr. Brosnan's accident we emphatically deny any responsibility for the whole hot lava to the face of Mr. Brosnan as he slept thing but wish him the seediest recovery.