*Q-Ball
To Star As Bond*
T Paramount pictures last night announced that BN Commissioner on How It
Is, Q-Ball would be starring alongside Halle Berry in the forthcoming Bond
movie.
The
unexpected change in cast came after Pierce Brosnan had an unfortunate
BN style accident as he slept. Q-Ball is said to be delighted at the opportunity
to revitalize his acting talents after his long absence from the big screen.
His
last TV appearance were in Saved By The Bell when he replaced A.C. Slater
who also suffered a BN style accident as he slept.
Spokeswoman
for the BN crew Hambone gave this statement to waiting reporters outside
BN offices in Miami, "BN Crew will stand by Q-Ball as he attempts
to salvage his movie career and have given him 6 months paid leave in
regard to Mr. Brosnan's accident we emphatically deny any responsibility
for the whole hot lava to the face of Mr. Brosnan as he slept thing but
wish him the seediest recovery.
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