*Gayommie & Rape Ape On The Run*
It emerged last night that while on bail the notorious "Peedo Brothers" Gayommie & Stoo had absconded from the country.

They were currently suspects in a Peedo case involving Gerald (5) but through their lawyer had denied any involvement insisting "It was Dr. Leo, Gerald was like that when they got there."

This is not the first time that Gerald (5) has pissed the BN off with his Peedo related allegations, less than a year ago another BN member was accused by Gerald (5). That resulted in BN "Accidentally" breaking both of Gerald's legs.

It is believed that the notorious "Peedo Brothers", Gayommie & Stoo are now on a safari trek across Asia hoping to rendezvous with ex-BN member Gary Glitter in Cuba.
The BN have released a statement through their lawyer, Guy Nougat stating: "We know where you live Gerald (5), you do remember what happened last time don't you, and I'm sure you wont forget what Dr. Quickfist said you little fuck, drop the fucking charges!".