*Beardo Kills Four, Self*
Bnc man of the year beardo was found dead today in what police have Described as a grisly but successful scene.

The bncrew man of the year '05, '06 and '07 is believed to have become
Overwhelmed after travelling in a convertible renault 19 for the first Time yesterday.

Cctv footage showed beardo, real name reginald dwight, in the front Passenger seat of the car accompanied by bn cornerstones hamhead, Muttonhead, uncle d and the psychologist ceb who was driving the car.

A random man said 'beardo may not have been able to handle all these New emotions and feelings after his experience'.

This incident has cast a shadow over this weekends 'an audience with Beardo' concert. Despite being dead, beardo has said the concert will be going ahead And that hes totally fine.
The ringstinger was available for comment but nobody asked him about it.