*Residents
Cellebrate As BN Crew Vacate*
The city of Dublin today staged a parade and street party for it's 1.2 million
citizens following the announcement that the BN Crew HQ has moved from Grizzel
Avenizzel to Rosslare Harbour, Co. Wexford.
Throngs
of people lined the streets of the nation's capital for the festivities
in which effigies of the more notorious BN members were burned on top
of pyres reaching 40 feet into the night sky. The party raged throughout
the night and saw both young and old celebrate their new found freedom,
many of whom had not left their houses or bolt holes since martial law
was declared in the wake of the 1999 BN attack on Dublin city. These festivities
follow the shock announcement that the BN Crew have moved their headquarters
to Rosslare Harbour, Co. Wexford.
The
BN have been based in Dublin since 1997, coming to national attention
during the Rose of Tralee riots in early 1998, which saw Television personality
Derek Davis killed in what police describe as a brutal animalistic style
killing. In the Summer of 1999, BN declared war on the denizens of the
capital, stepping up their low level campaign of petty vandalism and random
violence up to an all out attack on the moral well being of anyone within
the city. Since that Summer, BN have been responsible for more than 300,000
deaths in the city.
The
Street parties in the capital are however in sharp contrast to how the
news was greeted in Rosslare Harbour, as cars lined any exit roads from
the small town. The more optimistic local residents have boarded up their
houses and businesses, turning the once bustling Harbour into somewhat
of a ghost town. It is not known which building will become the new BN
HQ although it is believed that Ruddy J
and Doctor EdgeWild will be the first two to make the move, some reports
indicating that they may already be in the area.
Whether
or not the whole of the BN make the move south, locals fear the worst.
Irish Ferries have canceled all ships to and from Ireland, sinking all
ships at sea to prevent any possible BN occupation.
BN
spokesman Findal was unavailable for comment but it is widely believed
if the BN do control the South East of the country, there may be no way
back for Ireland, which has already been excluded from the United Nations
after somehow BN Crew member 'A slice of Bread' made his now infamous
"How can I live with my face" speech in the general assembly.
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