*Residents Cellebrate As BN Crew Vacate*
The city of Dublin today staged a parade and street party for it's 1.2 million citizens following the announcement that the BN Crew HQ has moved from Grizzel Avenizzel to Rosslare Harbour, Co. Wexford.

Throngs of people lined the streets of the nation's capital for the festivities in which effigies of the more notorious BN members were burned on top of pyres reaching 40 feet into the night sky. The party raged throughout the night and saw both young and old celebrate their new found freedom, many of whom had not left their houses or bolt holes since martial law was declared in the wake of the 1999 BN attack on Dublin city. These festivities follow the shock announcement that the BN Crew have moved their headquarters to Rosslare Harbour, Co. Wexford.

The BN have been based in Dublin since 1997, coming to national attention during the Rose of Tralee riots in early 1998, which saw Television personality Derek Davis killed in what police describe as a brutal animalistic style killing. In the Summer of 1999, BN declared war on the denizens of the capital, stepping up their low level campaign of petty vandalism and random violence up to an all out attack on the moral well being of anyone within the city. Since that Summer, BN have been responsible for more than 300,000 deaths in the city.

The Street parties in the capital are however in sharp contrast to how the news was greeted in Rosslare Harbour, as cars lined any exit roads from the small town. The more optimistic local residents have boarded up their houses and businesses, turning the once bustling Harbour into somewhat of a ghost town. It is not known which building will become the new BN HQ although it is believed that Ruddy J
and Doctor EdgeWild will be the first two to make the move, some reports indicating that they may already be in the area.

Whether or not the whole of the BN make the move south, locals fear the worst. Irish Ferries have canceled all ships to and from Ireland, sinking all ships at sea to prevent any possible BN occupation.

BN spokesman Findal was unavailable for comment but it is widely believed if the BN do control the South East of the country, there may be no way back for Ireland, which has already been excluded from the United Nations after somehow BN Crew member 'A slice of Bread' made his now infamous "How can I live with my face" speech in the general assembly.