*Reistence
Movement Gathers Steam, Steamer*
The BN Crew today spoke of radical progress by the Backlash Resistance Movement.
The Movement, known as the KCR for some reason, have been working tirelessly
since BL 2011 first curled it's icy fingers around the collective neck of
the Butt Nuggets.
Leaders
of the Backlash Resistance Doctor EdgeWild and Ceb, who have suffered
massive and bloody indignities at it's hands, have seemingly
began the first strokes in turning the tides of outrageous fortune once
again in their favour.
'The
way to combat the Backlash seems to be pouring money into 90's cars and
shit' said Ceb in a text message there about five minutes ago.
'Automotive
avenues of attack have really been a successful way of taking on this
gimmick' said Doctor EdgeWild in today's press conference 'I just can't
believe the Windjammers still deny it's existence.' he continued in what
was seen by many as a thinly veiled attack on brother Gallstoneford who
leads the confusingly named Backlash denial group.
The Cutter was less enthusiastic about recent optimism 'It's not over
yet. We'll all be dead by Christmas' he told reporters at the launch of
his unusually timed Christmas party planning service. Believable.
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