*Reistence
Unleashes Secret Weapon*
The BN Crew resistance force today made the first move in their bid to win
back control of the crew by unleashing their secret weapon - Kavo.
BN Crew member since some year ages ago, Kavo has pledged his allegiance
to the resistance force lead by Ceb and Doctor EdgeWild.
A
former right winger for Spurs, Kavo moved back to Ireland just this week
after fleeing the home of Gary Speed under mysterious circumstances.
Several
newspapers carried pictures of Kavo, long time housemate of Speed, running
laughing from his former residence holding a rope and noose.
When
asked about Kavo's suspicious past, Ceb replied 'That doesn't matter'
in a mad drawn out Northern Irish accent for some reason.
Kavo
joins the resistance force just days after Alexander Litvinenko and Well
James pledged their full support.
When
informed of the news of Kavo's return, current BN Crew leader Hamhead
said 'Oh bollocks'.
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