*Ringstinger Causes Confusion*
The sarin gas attack which hit an Irish ferries vessel yesterday Killing plenty has been blamed on the latest BN members the Ringstinger and '2 sweet' Lex cruiser.

The two, who were inducted into the crew earlier this year against their own wills, are believed to be behind the terrifying attacks which crippled ferry services and caused widespread panic among Holidaymakers.

Evidence began to emerge as police raided the east wall home of the Ringstinger on an unrelated warrant. There, police found instructions on how to create the deadly poison, exact plans to release the gas on the ferry and a best of the bean, live dvd.

Both Ring and '2 sweet' have been taken into custody but police are now in a race against time to
charge the pair as BNCrew members are only able to be held for a maximum of twenty minutes without charge.

The controversial law, which was passed among many scenes of bloodshed when Uncle D seized control of the Irish government for an afternoon in January of this year, has been criticized by those with any kind of sense and/or decency.