*Riots Erupr At BN Concert*
Riots erupted at last nights BN crew concert in Dublin.

Garda are investigating claims that the riots were incited by the BN themselves. Up to 600 people were injured when minor scuffles broke out on the street outside the venue eventually erupting into full scale BN riots.

The army were deployed at about 10:30 that evening when the trouble became too much for local pigs to handle. The area was declared a disaster zone and the nation went into a state of emergency.
Reports say that up to 1,400 males & females of all ages were raped in the melee. Complaints have been made to Gardai against BN in relation to countless counts of rape, assault, gbh, vandalism and attempted genocide.

When the trouble initially erupted the BN were swiftly removed from the stage for their own safety but were later spotted taking part in the riots. The The Bean was arrested and spent the night in jail when Gardai found him in a semi looted electrical shop naked in a chest freezer with Gerald (5), he was subsequently charged with indecent exposure, juvenile assault and generally being a saucy fucker.

BN held a press conference this morning regarding last nights chaos. The media has accused BN of turning up to the Press Conference in a non befitting manner after four members turned up brandishing guns. In a statement the BN commissioner on Unorganized Chaos, Ceb was quoted as saying "Yes, yes there was a riot and I firmly believe that it was enjoyed by all who took part in it DB". When questioned about the where abouts of The The Bean Ceb stated "I can confirm that The The Bean is currently in custody regarding an issue he had with Gerald 5 which resulted in the hospitalization of Gerald (5) for "Anal bleaching", When he gets out I'm sure Quickfist will be waiting for him, as will I and all the other BN members".

It is unlikely that charges will be brought on any BN members in relation to last nights riots as it has been reported that BN have stated you will find yourself "Dead" if you say or do anything to piss us of. The damage total by last nights fun runs into an estimated 4.7 million euros.
So far there have been no reports of deaths but hospitals have been over run with all types of injuries ranging from "Anal Ruptures" to loss of limbs. In parts of the country reports are still coming in of rioting making this one of the longest running BN riots on record, second only to 1998's BN Luxembourg Riot Tour which hosted the second biggest riots in the history of the world, the first biggest being 2001's riots at the Songs4Worship tour. BN have re-sheduled all of the coming weeks concerts to coincide with local riots.