BN were once again in the media's attention for all the wrong reasons today when scientists working on the recent SARS epidemic which killed scores of people discovered that the virus was most likely created by BN's very own Doctor Edgewild.
Doctor Edgewild, it is believed, had recently been involved in the testing of new cures for the dreaded BNVD and had used himself as the guinea pig. Scientists fear that whilst injecting himself with various diseases of the world they combined to create the
S.A.R.S virus, which was then spread by the world wide sale of the much sought after "BN Y-Fronts - As Worn By Darren" which are available in the BN Shop on this site (£5.00).
Since the discovery of this the sale of the underwear in question has plummeted in virtually all countries except, Canada, Bei Jing and China. The guilty undergarments as yet have not been taken off the market as they are currently the most popular in the BN clothing range. BN's Doctor Edgewild is said to be resting comfortably in quarantine with 16 other members of the BN Crew and numerous cases of Dutch Gold Premium Lager (6 for e7.50). BN's official doctor, Dr. Leo, today stated "We Just Cant Spread It Quick Enough, Everyone Wants A Piece Of The Pie"
