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*Senior
Gets Trenchfoot*
Backlash 2011 hit back today as BN casual Senior was diagnosed with Trench
Foot.
The ailment, first brought to public attention during World War II, is reported
to have somehow come about as Senior walked to the shops.
Dr.
Jonathan Frakes told the press that this was the first case of trench
foot he had seen since he had stopped wailing on an electric guitar earlier
that day.
When
questioned as to the believability of the situation, Frakes said "This
story is true. It is based on first hand eye witness accounts, in the
mid west, in the eighties."
It
is not yet known if Senior made it to the shops but it is presumed that
anything he was going to do there was incredibly unimportant.
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