Reports are filtering through from the war torn province of Wexford that sleep levels in the Comfort Zone (CZW) have reached an all time low.
BN mainstays Doctor Edgewild and Ruddy J have been living in the CZW for months now despite protests from local residents.
It now appears that the residents will get their way as rumours from the BN camp suggest that a move back to Dublin may be inevitable unless sleep levels return to their previous state of 19 hours a day.
Some experts have suggested that current sleep levels may be as low as 3 hours a day, although these reports have been dismissed by BN spokesperson Disco Lights, noticeably shaken after his recent baboon heart transplant.
Low sleep levels have been blamed for World War 1 and the Holocaust in Nazi Germany. Some media outlets have predicted that should the current sleep related trend continue, both previous disasters will be dwarfed by the enormity of a BN war of terror.
Neither Ruddy J nor Doctor Edgewild have been available for comment. Both are presumed dead.
