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*Small
Applience Leads To Massacre*
Fresh from his recent death, Resistance leader Ceb unveils the can crushing
machine that he believes could have a major impact in the resistance movement.
The
disgraced former leader believes 'it is large enough to accommodate a
small human head'.
When
asked how his new machine would help the resistance leader in the fight
against the terror regime of current leader Hamhead, he replied 'It won't.'
Also, something about floating voters.
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