*Sploshmaster C To Hold Candle Light Vigil*
The first shoots of support for stricken former BN leader Ceb today appeared as Sploshmaster C, the RingStinger and 2 Sweet Lex Cruiser announced plans for a candlelit vigil in support of the failed adult.
Deposed from his throne by new BN leader Hamhead, Ceb has been in a coma since the morning of the leadership summit last weekend.

Without his violent minty flavour the ranks of the BN have appeared restless and ready to support the new direction offered by Hamhead.

The three back bench members, calling themselves the Wild Geese, have said they will hold the vigil in support of Ceb to try and help him out of his coma.

Unable to afford candles, 2 sweet Lex Cruiser will instead set fire to several cans of Dutch Gold. When questioned about

the non flammable nature of aluminium he responded with a savage beating to himself.

Sploshmaster C and the RingStinger both joined in the melee, attacking themselves, leaving 700 hospitalised somehow.

Team S legend Beardo remarked 'Confusing.'