Reigning BN Crew leader Ceb appeared today to be feeling the pressure as arch rival Gapford's leadership campaign gathers steam.
Ceb appeared flustered and distracted at a hastily scheduled public appearance to launch a hilarious refrigerator alarm.
As the press began to question Ceb about how confident he was following a collapse in the latest polls, he was heard to whisper to
running mate Pumpernickel "This is fucking bollocks, get me the fuck out of here."
Ceb denies this and claims that he had earlier eaten a pretzel and this had made the word 'yes' sound like the above sentence.
His mental state was further shrouded in doubt as he ran from waiting photographers into a Renault 5 shouting "My name's not Ceb, I`m Laurence Le Vell!"
Le Vell is believed to be considering his next move as he seeks to claw back some of the ground lost to Grintintin in the BNC leadership race.
