*Team
Sexy To Form New Faction*
Team S members Toddler and Beardo today came out of hiding to announce that
they were forming a new faction in the BN Crew, calling themselves 'The
Sunshine Band'.
In hiding for no apparent reason, the former BMS all stars have lifted the
lid on their plans for the future, notable for their lack of former supremo
Hamhead.
The
new faction will be one of only two BN factions with any connection to
actually
making
music, with their first single 'Give it up' scheduled for release tomorrow
probably. It has also been reported that this new group will not replace
Team S but be exactly the same as them, with the same members and be different
in no way whatsoever.
Team
S were a major part of the ill fated leadership of former BN Crew head
honcho Hamhead but have found themselves somewhat surplus to requirements
during Ceb's second reign at the top of the meaty pyramid.
"There's
no real place for us in a Crew that seeks to barely eke by in life with
the absolute minimum of human interaction." explained Toddler. "But
instead of the inevitable fatal beatings that would come with leaving
the BN, we are instead hoping to bring our positive message to other members
as well as fans and eventually change the crew from the inside."
BN
crew head of security The Cutter, who has been suspiciously quiet of late,
responded to the newly formed faction in typical style. "They can
fuck right off. Pair of benders probably." he told OK magazine.
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