It is reported that at approximately 13:30 today the Findus kid awoke from his suspended animation status and began to vibe profusely.
Little
is known about the incident other than the fact that Vybin' has commenced.
The BN crew have been expecting this for quite some time now, after many
false alerts and hazy reports of previous instances of Vybin' BN crew
are sure to be relieved with the confirmed reports and sightings of Vybin'
in the locality of the CZ9 Dublin area. It is expected that Vybin' will
continue for approximately 28 days after which the Findus kid will dig
a whole in the ground and bury himself.
