At about 6am US troops supported by helicopters and tanks stormed BN headquarters in search of weapons of mass destruction. This comes just days after US chimpanzee George W. Bush stated in a live tv broadcast on sky news that BN crew have a smoking gun and that they are also suspected of having an opinion.

The US has also reason to believe that BN Crew members may be harboring Iraqi President Saddam Hussain and Afghani beard wearer Osama Bin Laden. BN instantly denied these rumors and retaliated by laying a savage beatdown on Donald Rumsfeld.
The US army has conceded that it found no weapons of mass destruction in these areas but said that they would level Ireland next followed by a randomly generated selection of other countries until they were finished testing out their new weapons. It has long been suspected that the US would make an attack on BNCrew after the BN's very public verbal attack on the idiotic renaming of 'French Fries' to 'Freedom Fries' by McDonalds U.S.A. in an obvious low blow on the french for having an opinion that did not suit 'the american way'.