The newest BN Crew faction, the Doves of Peace, today admitted defeat in their peace talks and declared that internal BN Crew war was now unavoidable.
The Doves of Peace, Mr. Square Head and G Money, had been set up to prevent this war which threatens to destroy the Crew, sparked by the savage beating of former BN leader Ceb.
The Doves spokesman G Money told the media today that every effort had been made to avoid this potentially fatal internal war. 'I hired out a small meeting room at a services and invited both sides to sit at a table with famed mediator Mr. Square Head. Sadly, within moments of me booking the room, the entire services and several nearby towns were destroyed and Mr. Square Head is now sadly missing. I've done all I can. The Doves of Peace will continue but this situation is now hopeless. Like your life.'
The presumed death of Mr. Square Head gives him the dubious honour of being the member with the briefest ever tenure in the BN Crew.
Today's announcement was accompanied by a massive reinforcement of Hamhead's Glasnevin compound where he has imprisoned former BN leadership hopeful Gapford. It is believed that he has installed defenses on his compound fearing a possible jailbreak attempt from the resistance, now lead by the militarily inept Doctor EdgeWild.
Gapford has not allied himself with either side but it is believed that he may hold the key to victory or just the key to the safe in work.
