The Uncivil War (tm) today claimed it's first mental casualty as long time confidant of Gapford, Lord Mallets, took his own mental life.
Associates cite Mallets' separation from close friend Gapford as the reason for his descent into depression.
Gapford has been imprisoned at the behest of BN Crew leader Hamhead and Mallets' behaviour has become increasingly erratic since their split.
He was yesterday pictured dressed as badly written film character
'Bowfinger', while staring blankly at a wall. Experts say that this behaviour is normal for Mallentine but fears have grown since he was spotted crying to himself while punching a woman in the face. Legit.
It is unknown what side of the BN divide Mallentine would have fallen on but his mindless shell is believed to be just what Hamhead is looking to populate his new BN with.
The news will come as a devestating emotional blow to Gapford although it is unknown if he is aware of the current situation in the crew. The resistance leader Doctor EdgeWild has described the situation as 'colourful'.
