The accident happened in the early hours of this morning when Unihead, who was driving his 1997 Hyundai Accent dropped his crack pipe into his glass of beer and frantically tried to pick it up, as any normal human would. He then veered through a guardrail into on coming traffic.

Doctors have described the louts condition as very serious and have
given him a .001 chance of survival. This however would not rule out survival and a speedy recovery, in the summer of 1996 Unihead lost his face after he was involved in a high speed chase which resulted in the death of 28 people of ethnic minorities. An investigation into that tragedy revealed that Unihead had tested five times over the legal alcohol limit and he had been traveling at 189 miles per hour, he escaped prosecution after a highly dubious decision by Judge Binned to insert a BN immunity law into the constitution. Body harvest.

BN spokesman, Judge Binned released the following statement from BN Crew, "Who cares about the other three who died, at least we have a new set of donors for Unihead's new face, BN and I'm sure Unihead would just like to get on with life right now and a good start to that is by salvaging reusable parts off all the cars involved in the accident in particular spoilers and steering wheels".