*Unihead In Arrest Shock*
BN all star 'The Unit' was sensationally arrested earlier today after Gardai exposed him as the leader of a €300m drug ring.

The dawn raid shattered the peace of the quiet suburb of Donneycarney on Dublin's North side at 6am this morning. Gardai have released details of the raid which saw over 55 members of an Garda Siochana's narcotics division. This is the third such raid in recent weeks and by far the most high profile.

Unicron has been known to Gardai for several years and despite appearing in court over 70 times this year alone, has yet to be convicted of a single offense. Once again,

BN lawyer Hoffman McQueen will represent Unichem and released the following statement."Unidirectional is a fine member of the community and his charitable donations to this city's crèches and sperm banks cannot be measured. He is a good man and a humanitarian who has been unfairly and systematically targeted and victimized by this country's police force.

Unisex can be held for 48 hours in accordance with section 4 of the offenses against the State act of 1976.