Presidential candidate Lofty today saw a fund raising rally turn into an orgy of violence.
The former BN lieutenant had been speaking at a football stadium in Italy for some reason when fighting broke out in the east stand.
Appealing for calm, riot police were undermined by guest speaker Lofty appealing for madness.
The violence spread through the crowd, with several eye witnesses claiming that there may have been BN members planted among the crowd to incite the violence.
The incident lasted a total of five minutes, at which point most people wandered off, only Senior remaining to collect his misplaced drum.
Lofty played today's events down on his official website, claiming that everyone had a great time and the rally was incredibly successful.
There has been some suggestions that BN splinter group The Windjammers would attempt to derail
presidential ambitions but so far they have proved as spineless as Steven Hawking.
