BN Crew today unveiled Virgil (wrestling superstar) as the latest member of the BN Crew Dire Straits resistance team.
The announcement was made at yesterdays BN Crew state of the nation address which happens sometimes. It comes after Gaplett sacked several mid card BN Crew members in an effort to stem the financial hemorrhage that has plagued the Crew of late. Among those on the chopping block are Table, That Guy, Ru Paul, some other lads as well probably. Speaking to ButtNuggetCrew.com this morning Gapford told us: "If I can stop
paying the wages of these people that EdgeWild or Ceb clearly made up and replace them with real people the crew may actually be able to weather this latest financial storm".
It is thought that Virgil wrestling superstars duties in the crew will include sitting on a chair with a mad disappointed look on his face for a while. I am absolutely nothing.
It is believed that the financial problems were as a result of over zealous spending by several BN Crew members, mostly EdgeWild or Ceb who didn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. Some of the frivolous purchases are said to include a chocolate fireguard, Guido Nasi's bike, Stephen Hawkin's ab roller, a solid gold house and a rocket car. Sanctions have since been imposed on the pair which will limit their spending dramatically only allowing them to buy that set of rollerblades off Guido Nasi. Bottle.
When we caught up with BN Crew spokesperson Teddy Ruxpin he had this to say, "Here, remember that Maurice Pratt cunt"
