*Whyment
Back On The Scene*
ndy Whyment today emerged from a near two year absence from public life
to give his own take on the Backlash.
Whyment, who was a medium length obsession, has been out of BN consciousness
as obsessions like Clem Jacob and Brand New have been gaining popularity.
The
BN makeweight today made a brief statement which is believed to have come
about as members declare allegiances in the leadership race of the crew.
Gapplication
is believed to be trying to swell his support base with lesser heralded
BN associates, having claimed the support of That Guy along with long
time ally Rogan Josh.
The
possibility of impending internal civil war saw Whyment speak at a hastily
assembled press conference in Manchester where he fell short of definitively
nailing his colours to either mast, albeit cryptically.
"I
love it when people fall over, and when their pants fall off. That's totally
mint."
Gapford
supporters were quick to claim this was a clear endorsement of their chosen
candidate although Gastronomy's own lines of communication have been tellingly
silent, perhaps still trying to decode the enigmatic words of Whyment.
For
the time being however, it would seem that there is a clear divide in
the BN Crew and neither side seems willing to compromise.
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